Disney, Harry Potter, Comic Book-ness (mainly Deadpool and Batman), Cats, Corgis, Mean Girls, Social Issues, Food... the stuff life is made of.
But seriously. This is a whatever-the-hell-I-want-to-post Tumblr.
I'm also fairly certain my patronus is a hedgehog.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I decided I’m gonna always reblog this because I swear Sidney’s face says it all. lol
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So I just watched the Complete Superman Collection (from the 40s) because Netflix was taking it down, like, tonight. Anyway, I decided to keep track of how many times he ACTUALLY changed in a phonebooth.
In 17 episodes, he changed in a phonebooth twice. Otherwise, he seemed to favor…
- the office (twice at the Daily Planet, once in the cabin area of a ship with Nazis)
- the tops of rock formations (twice)
- behind things that probably won’t hide you well (a pile of boxes, a staircase, an overturned circus cage)
The other places that he changed seemed to have a bit more cover:
- a cab, after the driver had run off
- an elevator
- the stairwell leading to a rooftop
- a hotel room in Japan (sidenote: I had to stop and remind myself that this was made in the 40s, when Lois used the term ‘Japs.’ Then again, I’m also not entirely sympathetic to her character because the cartoon makes her out to be stupid and kind of a bitch toward Clark.)
- under a pile of rubble
- in a sarcophagus
- and… the entrance to a police station??
… okayyy… Then again it’s not like he has the most elaborate way to maintain a secret identity…
I also learned in the last episode that, when it comes to Nazis, Superman does not give a flying fuck about doors. He just changes, and…
Then 2 seconds later…
Really, it probably wasn’t even locked. I think he does that, just because he can.
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i need this on my wall
but actually
seriously
Nope, I’m pretty sure it would just make me depressed.
Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers
well you never know when this might come in handy.
I feel like this would be useful to some of you.
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Then Inception happens
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
(Source: levitt-t)
When I am a homeowner…
How to dress like a sir.
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
- Farquaad
- Farquaad II
- Farquaad III
- Farquaad IV
- Farquaad V
You could call them the farsquaad
i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on
